What to do during a heat wave?
My BFF Julia and I have been fighting the summer heat by hanging around the pool in her backyard. The best part is that her sexy stepdad is always home. She thinks I’m gross, but I can’t help it, he really gets me hot . . .
I can’t concentrate. All I want to do is stare out the window at Seraphina, my stepdaughter’s unbelievably beautiful best friend. She’s really grown while away at college, and I just can’t keep my eyes off her.
Sure, I’m a dirty old man. But, I’m only human . . .