There she is, the neighbor’s across the street daughter. Ever since she came home from college for the summer, I’ve been obsessed. She’s curvy, voluptuous, and adorable. I can’t get her out of my mind!

So I lift. I spend hours every day in my garage, lifting weights, and trying to work through the frustration. On the upside, I’m ripped. But still, I’m unfulfilled. She is so young. And so beautiful. And I am so frustrated.


That guy across the street is always in his garage lifting weights, and it shows. He has the body of a Greek god. I have a clear view of him from my bedroom window, and I can’t help but watch. Summer is almost out and I am determined to lose my V-card. And the guy across the street is exactly the sort of man I dream of losing to.